Alan Partridge sat in a radio booth at Radio Norwich
Alan Partridge, hosting the third best slot on Radio Norwich. Image credit: BBC

Welcome to AlanPartridgeScripts.co.uk, Ah-ha!

Search for a line from any of your favourite Alan Partridge episodes:

What's it all aboot?

Alan struggles to understand the Geordie, erm, people. Image credit: BBC

I'm just a fan, that's all. Alan's biggest fan.

This is a fan-made website dedicated to the British comedy character Alan Partridge, created by Steve Coogan and Armando Iannucci. The website is a searchable database of lines from the character's television and radio shows, starting with I'm Alan Partridge.

Originally inspired by other fan websites, like alanpartridgequotes.com, I was frustrated that some of the scripts were incorrect or incomplete (stop getting it wrong!). Searching for my favourite quotes was becoming such a pain in the arse!

Just trying to think of something else to say...

No results found.

Hang on... got it written down here somewhere.

Search for a line from any Alan Partridge script.